Sir Artorias goes on a quest of grand proportions to get some food for his pet dog.


I've never played a single Dark Souls game, but my boyfriend absolutely loves it. I decided that for his birthday I would write him a story based on everything that he's told me about Dark Souls.

I think it's pretty cool to hear about media from the people who consider themselves devoted fans, because they're rarely the intended demographic and tend to have completely different ideas on what the canon actually is. By participating in this as a "fandom fan", I am basically playing the world's most bizarrely sexualized game of telephone.

So... Behold my convoluted and misinformed story of poultry and bees.

Written, designed, and coded by @brilokuloj for the idkjam.

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